1. Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

2. Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

3. Yo momma so short she models for trophys.

4. Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

5. Yo momma so short she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them!

6. Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear.

7. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.

8. Yo momma so short she can do push-ups under the door.

9. Yo momma so short she does pull-ups on a staple.

10. Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.

11. Yo momma so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

12. Yo momma so short Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin' on her.

13. Yo momma so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

14. Yo momma so short she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

15. Yo momma so short she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

16. Yo momma so short she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"

17. Yo momma so short she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

18. Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed.

19. Yo momma so short she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

20. Yo momma so short she can hang glide on a Dorito.

21. Yo momma so short her best friend is an ant.

22. Yo momma so short her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

23. Yo momma so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

24. Yo momma so short she can suck my dick standing up.

25. Yo momma so short she can surf on a popsicle stick.

26. Yo momma so short she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass.

27. Yo momma so short she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad.

28. Yo momma so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.

29. Yo momma so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin.

30. Yo momma so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.

31. Yo momma so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone.

32. Yo momma so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.