1. Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!!

2. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

3. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

4. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

5. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

6. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

7. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

8. Yo mama so po she can't even afford the last two letters.

9. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

10. Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

11. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

12. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

13. Yo mama so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.

14. Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

15. Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

16. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

17. Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus!

18. Yo mama so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

19. Yo mama so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."

20. Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet!

21. Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

22. Yo mama so poor when I sat on the couch a roach said "Get the hell off! I pay rent."

23. Yo mama so poor when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."

24. Yo mama so poor after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.

25. Yo mama so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.

26. Yo mama so poor she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps.

27. Yo mama so poor she put free samples on layaway.

28. Yo mama so poor she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food-stamps.

29. Yo mama’s so poor I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot Pockets."

30. Yo mama so poor people rob her house for practice.

31. Yo mama so poor the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!

32. Yo mama so poor she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.

33. Yo mama so poor TV dinner trays are her good china.

34. Yo mama so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"

35. Yo mama so poor she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

36. Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

37. Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN.

38. Yo mama so poor I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."

39. Yo mama so poor I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

40. Yo mama so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box.

41. Yo mama so poor she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

42. Yo mama so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

43. Yo mama so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"

44. Yo mama so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

45. Yo mama so poor the mat on her front porch says "Wel "