22. Yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
23. Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
24. Yo momma so dumb she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
25. Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
26. Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
27. Yo momma so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
28. Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
29. Yo momma so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
30. Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."