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1. Yo daddy's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.
2. I saw yo daddy jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.
3. I called Yo daddy a fag and he hit me with his purse!
4. Yo daddy's so fat, even his dick has rolls.
5. Yo daddy's so stupid, when Yo mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and hits her with a brick before he does her.
6. Yo daddy's so stupid, he has to unzip his pants to count to 11.
7. Yo daddy's dick is so small, he makes yo mama look hung.
8. Yo daddy's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.
9. Yo daddy's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she asked if it was in yet.
10. Yo daddy's so ugly, he couldn't get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bannanas.
11. Yo daddy's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.
12. Yo daddy's so ugly, that's not a receding hair line, that's his hair running away from his face.
13. Yo daddy has to stick his dick in the freezer to get hard.
14. Yo daddy suffers from dick-do disease... His stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.
15. Yo daddy's so stupid, he brought his fishing rod to Sea World.
16. Yo daddy's like an arcade game, give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
17. Yo daddy's so stupid, when yo mama says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he has to fuck her three times and put a vice grip on her head... and yo mama likes that.
18. Yo daddy is so bald, I used his head as a mirror!
19. Yo daddy is so stupid, I told him if he can guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them and he said three!
20. Yo daddy so fat, he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
21. Yo daddy so stupid, he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed!
22. Yo daddy is so dumb, he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding?
23. Yo daddy is so fat, his parents had to take him to the Pacific ocean to get him baptized!
