2. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
3. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"
4. Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
5. Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
6. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
7. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
8. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
9. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
10. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.